10 Reasons Why I Smoke

1. It's such a clean refined habit.

2. It makes my breath so pleasing to everyone.

3. It sets such a good example for children to follow.

4. It proves I have self control.

5. It makes my fingers and teeth so pretty and yellow.

6. It make me look so feminine, I love the lines around my lips!

7. I love to spit.

8. It starts fires, kills lives and destroys millions of dollars worth of forests and property. 

9. I want to see how much poison my body can take before I die.

10. It's my way of obeying God.  Who says, "keep yourself pure".    

                                                                                                                          

'An ungodly man diggeth  up evil and in his lips there is a burning fire'. ..... Proverbs 16:27